is the art of remembering what you
hear and forgetting where you heard it.
of good manners is about knowing when to pretend that
what's happening is not happening.
Love is blind... - and marriage is an eye-opener.
A plan that keeps you poor all
your life so that you can die rich.
A place where the boss comes early if you are late and late if you're early.
A game in which love means nothing.
A thing which we tell everybody to tell nobody.
A person who doesn't have to
worry as long as the other people do.
That strange feeling which tells a woman she is right, whether she is or not!
A man who hears a lady singing in the bath and puts his EAR to the keyhole.
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